Kojak Jokevic

Level:
3.0
Age:
79
Gender:
Male
Points:
0
Rank
Not ranked

Home courts

 

About

Tennis rackets are wonderful for straining pasta, basket weaving, paddling fraternity student pledges, and collecting debris floating in my swimming pool. I have actually never played (other than Wii tennis), and don't know the rules, but it sure looks like a real hoot. Also, I would like to play in full S&M bondage gear, so please be okay with that.

Nationality: Amazonian Yanomami Tribe
Interests: Playing marbles; throat singing; wearing tutus
Work: Sharknado Call Center Operator

Details

PLAYING INFO

Backhand: It has knuckles & fingernails
Started playing: 1941
Favorite shot: Money Shot!
Favorite Pros: Russian hotties
Favorite Tournament: Beer Pong


EQUIPMENT

Racket Brand: PlaySkool
Head Size: 666.00 sq. in.
Weight: 666.00 oz
Balance: 666.00 pts HL
String Tension: 666.00 lbs

Match History

Players
Scores
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Result
Kojak Jokevic (3.0)
Marisa S. (1.5)
Game not scored
Kojak Jokevic (3.0)
Vicky M (2.5)
Game not scored
Game not scored

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