Kojak Jokevic - 3.0 Skill Level Tennis Player

Home courts

About

Tennis rackets are wonderful for straining pasta, basket weaving, paddling fraternity student pledges, and collecting debris floating in my swimming pool. I have actually never played (other than Wii tennis), and don't know the rules, but it sure looks like a real hoot. Also, I would like to play in full S&M bondage gear, so please be okay with that.

Nationality: Amazonian Yanomami Tribe

Interests: Playing marbles; throat singing; wearing tutus

Work: Sharknado Call Center Operator

Details

PLAYING INFO

Backhand: It has knuckles & fingernails

Started playing: 1941

Favorite shot: Money Shot!

Favorite Pros: Russian hotties

Favorite Tournament: Beer Pong

EQUIPMENT

Racket Brand: PlaySkool

Head Size: 666.00 sq. in.

Weight: 666.00 oz

Balance: 666.00 pts HL

String Tension: 666.00 lbs

Match History

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Kojak Jokevic (3.0)
Marisa S. (1.5)

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Kojak Jokevic (3.0)
Vicky M (2.5)

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Kojak Jokevic (3.0)
Kumar Ranganathan (2.0)

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